Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden…
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden… Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!