Sit On Newspaper
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Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
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Inspecting the truck
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Typewriter To Doctor
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What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
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Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
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A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!