Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...