Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
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