Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...