You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
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First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Why do Lawyers smell?
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Iraq’s Navy
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An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
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A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...