Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...