Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.