Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Indian chief’s signal
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Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Finding a Chinese Jew
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State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
The World’s Shortest Books
The World’s Shortest Books25. “My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by O.J. Simpson24....
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...