Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...