Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...