Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....