Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...