Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...