I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...