Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...