Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...