The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...