The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...