Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...