O.J., Elway, and Modell?
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The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...