Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...