What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
I did all of that?
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COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
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Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...