Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...