Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!