If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...