Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...