Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...