WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...