Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...