Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...