Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...