Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...