Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...