I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...