Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...