A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...