Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...