The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...