Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...