Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...