He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...