Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...