Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...