A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...