Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...