Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!