Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...