Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
The World’s Shortest Books
The World’s Shortest Books25. “My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by O.J. Simpson24....
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...