Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...